mini-san typing

lumpy has taught me how to type.. with my small legs, i can type easily and fastly.. i have been hanging over the laptop ever since I came. Mummy has taught me how to use the internet. when Mummy told me uncle c is going to venice, i went to look up all the italian brands. of course, as the pet of the family, i should be decked out the best that I can especially since i am so different with my grey eyes and better hair quality. Mummy was very puzzled as to why i want a ring to wear on my trunk. But i was so fascinated by those piercings that i saw on internet. Mummy say later i grow up, my trunk grow also and get stuck in the ring. Then will have to amputate my nose to get the ring off since the ring will have cut off all blood circulation to the bottom of my trunk.