of lumpy and chilumlump

Happy Chinese new year!

2008-02-07T07:29:00.002-08:00

We stayed up late tonight to help Mummy live longer..

Reunification

2007-10-29T13:55:00.000-07:00

Me is reunited with the whole family in London. it has been a tiring long while travelling. I have been sleeping a lot and today, i managed to wake up long enough to post. Chilumlump is severely bullied when he stayed with Uncle C. Mummy tries to protect us more now but sometimes she is so fragile..

I am in london now

2007-09-25T07:29:00.000-07:00

I am in london now. Went to germany, swiss, benelux, italy with mummy. I saw the Colosseum.. How great is that for a tiny heffalump?

Well, the whole family is reunited. Chilumlump, mini san, me and a new one called Lumbe. Even Miffy came over too. It gets crowded at night in bed so we are taking turns to sleep with Mummy. She seemed to prefer Chilumlump at night though. Easier to hug i supposed since bigger.

To see more of our kind

2007-07-03T06:38:00.000-07:00

Mummy say get me more sisters and brothers.. cuz HK got disneyland!!! and i get to go to the shop outside to pick if Mummy dun want to go in. :) more sisters and brother.. i like.. miffy been looking sick... she turned sort of yellow.. maybe lack of sun.. must tell Mummy to go tan Miffy

Jeux d'enfants

2007-05-11T22:52:00.000-07:00

Mummy spent the whole day listening to this cd today. me and mini-san had to endure it. We already watched the whole thing in french with no subtitles with Mummy and uncle c, one quiet morning on the lousy tv then. Mummy explained every single part to us and covered our eyes at the last exciting (although a bit perverted part). I supposed that Mummy was feeling really in the "i-miss- uncle- c" kind of mood. Cuz she would play it over and over again, and do we have to listen to <> so many times?

scared

2007-04-13T05:55:00.000-07:00

we are scared.. Mummy say that she has to go the hospital on 7th may to let them check out some lump which has been around for some time. Apparently, she thought it might be gum infection or bacterial infection causing that lump.. and it has been around for a year. she was bursting that little pocket of blood and pus and later she realised that it might be a bit too long for a lump to exist that long. The useless doctor at the clinic tell her to see specialist which she can luckily claim back from the school. Mummy say she would rather commit suicide than let the medical system suck out all her money. or if it is some rare form of cancer she will go to a research hospital overseas and see if she get some free hospitalisation grant.

I don't want anythign to happen to mummy.. Lumbe was so scared that he started crying over the phone.

Grief

2007-04-09T06:34:00.000-07:00

Chilumlump is going bonkers according to Mummy.. he is sitting in a polka dot shirt thinking that he is a dalmation.. i feel so sad for him. he goes taroof..

Lumbe

2007-03-19T19:58:00.000-07:00

Mummy told us that we have a new brother Lumbe. Lumbe has hair like mini san and has grew eyes too.. but he is really really hairy.. i dread it when uncle c comes home and try to do heffalump love with Lumbe and anyone of us.. we will wear out real fast..

so our birthdays:

Me: 17 oct
Mini-san: 15 oct
chilumlump: set arbitrary at 1 march although uncle thinks that it may be 26 feb
Lumbe: 22 feb
Miffy: somewhere in august.. let's set it on 9th august

and so we shall celebrate miffy's birthday when uncle c comes back! Hurry! another tea party in the house, this time, with mummy own teapot that is so pretty.. so throughout the year, there are heffalumps and miffy birthday

chilumlump here

2007-02-24T16:33:00.000-08:00

Hallo Mummy has finally let me type. she got me a new brother, Lumbe. Lumbe is very hairy.. i think he is hairier than uncle c. He got fettuccine like hair also. looks like mee pok also.. but then a bit thicker than mee pok.. Me happy that Mummy is here. Me sleep with Mummy every night. Lumbe also sleep with me and Mummy.

packing woes

2007-02-13T08:35:00.000-08:00

me watching mummy packing. scary.. she is bringing very little clothes yet her luggage looks full.. -_-" maybe she will take out more clothes to make space for things like mahjong tiles? silly uncle c for asking mummy to bring it.. uncle c can buy mummy clothes if mummy really run out of clothes there then.

to london to london

2007-01-28T01:20:00.000-08:00

Mummy told mini-san and me that we are going to london again. mini-san can see his daddy again and hopefully, we are not sleeping on the floor like Mummy is. Mummy says that if anyone has anything that they would like her to help carry to London, she can do so. I am going to london zoo, london aquarium, and hopefully we can go watch phantom and wicked although Mummy say maybe too scary for us. i hope Mummy buys me something nice in london to wear. I like the flower a lot but i been wanting to look more goth lately. I think black chains would suit me well. :)

my birthday party!!!

2007-01-09T07:30:00.000-08:00

je veut..

2007-01-02T06:02:00.000-08:00

watched tv with mummy just now.. there was a marital arts expert on tv dueling and yet he wasn't doing anything. he just stood still and let the other guy (her ex husband) hit him. ex husband say want her back. girl step in to stop the fight and left with marital arts expert. I am sure that there is some meaning to him just standing there. he sees no need to fight? hmm.. me wondering if anyone will ever fight over me..

fire hydrants

2006-12-30T08:35:00.000-08:00

I walked mini san to the fire hydrant and back.. leashed it up with the necklace that uncle c sent back. unfortunately, all green, dun match with our skin colours.. but nv mind.. beggars can't be choosers.. So we lumped to the fire hydrant where mini-san peed there as a good pet should. It can even choose the colour of the hydrant for the day. I was so jealous when Mummy put the heart shaped soft toy around mini-san and told it that it is loved. I felt that Mummy did not love me enough to put a heart around me too.. hrump

leash

2006-12-06T07:52:00.000-08:00

the leash is not in the mail at all.. i am stomping around the bed. mini san has been thrown off the bed for complaining that it wants a walk. no leash how to take it out for a walk?

uncle c is back from venice

2006-11-08T22:31:00.000-08:00

uncle c is back from venice. he got mummy a murano glass necklace. mummy think it is prob made in china though cuz where got hand blown, hand painted beads for 1 euro? me think uncle c got taken in cuz he is dumb dumb like chilumlump. but if it is nice and Mummy is not wearing it, i shall take it to wear it. or else i shall put around mini-san neck so i can take him out for a lump. muahahaha..

mini-san typing

2006-10-31T20:45:00.000-08:00

lumpy has taught me how to type.. with my small legs, i can type easily and fastly.. i have been hanging over the laptop ever since I came. Mummy has taught me how to use the internet. when Mummy told me uncle c is going to venice, i went to look up all the italian brands. of course, as the pet of the family, i should be decked out the best that I can especially since i am so different with my grey eyes and better hair quality. Mummy was very puzzled as to why i want a ring to wear on my trunk. But i was so fascinated by those piercings that i saw on internet. Mummy say later i grow up, my trunk grow also and get stuck in the ring. Then will have to amputate my nose to get the ring off since the ring will have cut off all blood circulation to the bottom of my trunk.

Mini-san

2006-10-24T20:47:00.000-07:00

Mummy has renamed minilump to mini-san.. she showed me a video today of shou shen nan nu. the one with sammi cheng.. and lo and behold, she came to the conclusion that minilump looks more like the after part of mini-san.. (cuz as thin as that) haha.. although in this photo, mummy says, look like ernest the vampire.. some cartoon that she watched a long time ago.. but i realise that while mini-san looked very sad from the front, from the side, it looks like it is smiling. so it is secretly laughing at me all the time? hmm... mini-san tail looks like a powder puff.. i might upgrade it status from an 'it' soon if it continues to behave.. hehe.. mummy calls us a harem of heffalump due to all the heffalump things that are slowly building up.. she is even thinking of getting a bedspread with my picture if she can find one.. i am glad that Mummy is such a fan of me

Minilump

2006-10-23T22:08:00.000-07:00

i was shocked today when mummy handed me minilump. It is a present from uncle c to me. But seems like chilumlump was seduced by some other heffalump called prettylump with grey eyes. Minilump got grey eyes and looks very thin. i tried feeding it but it doesn't eat too. And i have no idea if it is a he or she cuz it is so young. but minilump can hang over the laptop and watch me type.. i tried to teach it how to type but it just look at me sadly as if i was asking it to go commit some crime. Am i supposed to treat minilump as a friend, a pet or a younger sibling? Uncle c say present for me so i am more inclined to treat it as a pet. Hence, it shall remain as it. I shall remind Mummy to call Minilump a 'it'

accesorize

2006-10-19T00:30:00.000-07:00

Mummy was falling asleep in the school lib today after lunch so i asked her to take me out for a walk instead.. and of course, we went to accesorize at raffles city so that mummy can deck me out.. alas, at those cost, mummy told me that uncle c will prob be happier looking at those prices in pounds cuz in singapore dollars, mummy can't bear the pinch on her pockets. scrooge!

but me like the net material scarfs.. i think would be nice and not too hot in singapore. singapore think that i am crazy already since i already have fur to keep me warm. but sometimes, it is still too cold in school for me when mummy drags me to school. and i saw mummy looking at a pair of gold earrings that are long and dangly.. me think they make good tail accessories for me. Maybe i can asked mummy to get them for me, attached them to my tail and pretend that i am a very pretty elephant instead.. haha..

today is my birthday!

2006-10-17T06:23:00.000-07:00

Mummy woke me out of bed happily, set me in front of the mirror and told me to preen all i want since it is my birthday.. so i happily adjusted my flower today. and during lunch time, mummy cooked bee hoon soup and let me sniff it all in (i dun eat) but i was so happy to play in front of the mirror.. mummy laughed when she saw me and called me an exhibitionist.. i think uncle c and chilumlump forgot my birthday.. sigh..

birthday!

2006-10-13T08:47:00.000-07:00

i celebrated my birthday today (not that actual day) but i want to thank all for coming. i know uncle lj look very bored but i am happy that he came. Auntie wy, i know u cannot come but i am ok with it. Mummy told me that u were very excited.

I am going to be 1 year old. I am going to hold mummy hands from now on instead of her holding my hands

These are all my animal friends.. my flower is so pretty.. auntie tx gave it to me.. the big lobster is auntie tx one, the eeyore is auntie xw1 one, the pink and green cats by auntie lynn and yingwei, white sealion by auntie jac and the bear is auntie joc one.. Miffy is my bed partner and Mummy brought her along.

cake flavour

2006-10-06T03:32:00.000-07:00

Mummy says going to pick cake flavour tomorrow.. i wonder what i shall get? hmm.. i really meant it when i say tea and cake since i dun eat.. i supposed everyone will have to forage for dinner before going?

thank you!

2006-10-03T10:29:00.000-07:00

Mummy tell me that everyone replied. I am so happy! Now i am wondering what to wear. obviously i am not going to let miffy show up in those underpants that she used to cover her face when playing superheros with me. I think i look good in my purple necklace though. Mummy looks at me suspiciously everytime i go to the mirror to look at myself. She says that i am primping too much. I wonder what primping means. I know what is pimping though. it's what uncle c does in his spare time. He will look burst his pimples.. eech.. but Mummy say that if i continue to primp so much, she might have rename me to Lumpina. What a horrible sounding name. I asked her why and she say something that sounds like hermephrodite. i wonder what that is. hehe.. cake and tea.. mmm..

my birthday

2006-09-30T02:08:00.000-07:00

dear all,

I am going to be celebrating my birthday soon. I am wondering if you are free on 13 oct at 8 pm to eat cake and sing song with me.. Of course, i cannot eat the cake since it is not part of a heffalump diet but i can still sing song.

Please RSVP to my Mummy.

Regards,
Lumpy

byebye chilumlump

2006-09-12T19:25:00.000-07:00

i am so sad.. chilumlump left our bed party yesterday to go home with uncle c so that uncle c can get ready and bring him up the airplane. sob.. mummy said that if i had gone, i would have been packed into the luggage instead of being carried up. But i am so sad that chilumlump is gone.. he was so nice to sleep with. even mummy would carry him out to the sofa bed to sleep with whereas she won't take us out because we will fall off the bed. All the best to chilumlump! Come back a very educated heffalump..

good sleep

2006-08-31T20:57:00.000-07:00

chilumlump got heffalumpnap by uncle c last night.. he went kicking and screaming.. but this morning he came back all ok.. he said that uncle c held him nicely when sleeping and nv dump him on the floor or on the sofa when sleeping..

Mummy typing: c looked really cute holding on to chilumlump and hugging it as he slept.. muahaha.. i nv imagined that guys at age 21 will still do taht..

heffalump 'love'

2006-08-15T07:38:00.000-07:00

I am freaked out. Uncle c picked me up and tried to give me heffalump love. he was attempting to run my bottom with his stubbles.. yeeeuch.. if not for the fact that i hate bathing more, i would have told Mummy to wash me a thousand and one time.

and me, chilumlump and miffy are all lying in the hospital bed now, waiting for Mummy or anyone to come with a pack of hokkien mee to save us..

I am back!

2006-08-04T23:15:00.000-07:00

this is me after my bath.. mummy had to bathe me cuz i smelt really bad after being stuck in a lunch box for 20 plus hours on the way home. hrumph.. she would have nc stuff chilumlump into a lunch box..

anyway, i am home! but then i had to sleep outdoors to dry.. let me put up some highlights from my trip..

At St James Castle with uncle c and the guard.. he is so big and tall..
me playing in a tree in St James Park. just like the mammoth who thinks that she is a possum in Ice Age 2..

me at Miffy house listening to a story in english.

me in a toy house in Miffy house.. Mummy so big already still go in and squeeze with the kids..
me in the windmill place.. (dun know how to spell it) it's all Dutch to me.. hehe.. windmill behind me!

I shall go post up my newyork and chicago pics when uncle c pass it to me. taroot!

excitement in the air

2006-07-20T19:11:00.000-07:00

mummy is finally packing.. all her stuff are on the bed. I hope i get to sleep in the nice bra with paddings. more likely mummy will put socks in those to cushion though. chilumlump is being left at home. I heard mummy saying that chilumlump is too big to take in her luggage.. and that london is very hot now so that chilumlump may end up sleeping on the floor and getting rashes instead. mummy say that chilumlump can go in end sept when it is a lot cooler if uncle c goes for his education. chilumlump must go along to get an overseas education and to keep an eye on uncle c. ha, i get to go now and not chilumlump.. mummy loves me more cuz i am smaller and so much cuter.

Mummy stinks

2006-07-04T01:38:00.000-07:00

Mummy stinks. really.. i think it has been very humid and mummy keeps perspiring. and since she is at home, she doesn't bother to use deodorant or perfume. So when she perspire after bathing and still come into bed to sleep, me and chilumlump shrink into the furthest corner of the bed. Luckily she doesn't try to touch us when she stink unlike uncle c. Uncle c is the worst. me and chilumlump are so scared that we are balding whenever uncle c picks us up and rubs us against each other. He calls it heffalump love. I call it making us bald so that he will look like he got more hair in front of mummy. and he seems to be sleeping all the time. he would demand to sleep with us on the sofa and mummy will move us out without asking if we really want to be there. and cuz it takes us so long to lump back to her bed, we just tolerate uncle c. yeeech... i hope mummy doesn't let uncle c sleep with us again.

buckingham palace guards

2006-07-02T03:05:00.000-07:00

Mummy danced around me in her dress today cuz she was deciding what to pack to London. She say tutee has confirmed that buckingham palace guards are stationary and so she is going to take lots of photos with them. and me can pose next to the hat and pretend that it is my black romantic lover cuz it is so big and furry.. (actually mummy say more suitable for chilumlump as lover cuz more of chilumlump size) dun tell chilumlump but mummy can;t decide if chilumlump should go.. cuz chilumlump is so big that mummy have problem fitting him into the bag.. sigh.. if only we can all go..

dream lover

2006-06-22T21:54:00.000-07:00

i want a female heffalump who has a nice trunk so that we can hook each other trunk, hopefully, a nice nice lavender and most of all, emits a lavender/rose scent.. Mmmm.. Mummy will love her so much too..

i am not the only hefflump around my size

2006-06-05T18:00:00.000-07:00

Mummy say auntie may say that there are more of me in different poses in Simply Toys. *wheezes* oh no.. what if mummy go buy them all and then i won't be the only tiny heffalump in her mind? she say uncle c had a photo exhibition without my pictures inside. left me crying inconsolably for days. Mummy had to sleep with a very drenched pillow.

mummy drunk

2006-05-19T18:55:00.000-07:00

mummy's mummy dun mind mummy breath when mummy go drink margarita.. even say mummy breath although smells of alcohol, it is a not bad smell. -_-" bad words to encourage mummy. me and chilumlump spent the night curled up on the furthest corner of the bed away from mummy's breath. yeech..

london bridge is falling down

2006-05-17T20:17:00.000-07:00

london bridge is falling down because the heavy and mighty chilumlump is going to jump up and down on top of it! london london! but then mummy say may not go in the end so I shouldn't get excited although she thinks that i will look very cute posing with guards in buckingham palace (i think mummy watches too much Mr bean. cuz i dun think can pose with them)

me wants to eat hokkien mee!

stupid uncle c

2006-05-14T06:48:00.000-07:00

chilumlump is down n traumatised cuz uncle c say that he is dumb. As heffalumps, we should band together and tell uncle c that he is horrible. we are disappointed in him.

me wants to say that we think uncle c is the wrong choice and that we encourage mummy to go look for someone who will treat us better and give us the respect that we deserve.

hrrumphhh

2006-05-02T17:03:00.000-07:00

hrrumphh.. mummy been ignoring us lately cuz she comes home late and dun let me use laptop. plus she goes to bed stinky.. yucckkk........ even if she just bathed, she perspire and end up sticky when she goes to bed..

me counting down the days that chilumlump goes to get an overseas education. uncle c puts us in weird position and keep pushing us against each other. wear and tear is very bad for the skin and fur.

overseas education

2006-04-27T04:54:00.000-07:00

Mummy say Chilumlump is going overseas to study with uncle c. cuz he is so stupid that he needs better education than what Mummy can give.. when he comes back, he may be able to count more than me and do big big equations.. but Mummy say see first.. if uncle c luggage no space, chilumlump may not be able to go. Uncle c is going overseas.. no more trauma-o-rama by uncle c.. and mummy say maybe bring me go see uncle c is possible. Mummy's mummy say sponsor her do masters in US so that she can be with uncle c later on.. Mummy intends to save hard so that can go see uncle c in US.. me scare mummy sell my butt.. later let everyone touch once, must pay $1..

facial mask

2006-04-21T07:43:00.000-07:00

mummy put mask on uncle c today.. i was jumping around demanding for a mask for me too.. chilumlump was jumping with me.. uncle c encourage us to put mask so that we will have better skin. mummy say our skin good enough and she refused to let me put.. nor chilumlump also.. bleah

but mummy got the nicest pair of shoes today.. turquoise chinois wedges.. and it is so matching with my skin colour!

shoes shoes!

2006-04-17T17:06:00.000-07:00

Mummy finally came home and she let me use the laptop.. otherwise when she is not home, the laptop cover is too heavy for me to lift. chilumlump was very scared that he would break his trunk lifting it.

anyway, je veut des chaussures! (mainly for the box so i can play in them).. at least Mummy taught me some useful words. Je suis violet, je suis petit, je suis adorable! Je suis plus violet que Chilumlump.

Mummy say scuba diving!

2006-04-12T01:46:00.000-07:00

Mummy say long lashed memory expressed interest in scuba diving. and told her to ask more gals. -_-" me think gals are over rated. Me dun like gals. they walk on two legs, dun taroot and they are do not have enough hair to make me happy. But Mummy dun know if she wants to go thailand to shop cuz her wardrobe bursting also.. but she want to go see big big expense of land (without trees one) and blue blue sky. I want to see that too.. so long nv go out and run already..

Shape

2006-04-09T21:19:00.000-07:00

Round is a shape.. While Mummy is not happy with her shape, (she even compares her legs to mine) i am happy with mine.. and sadly, i nv eat at all so i am not overfed.. Mummy thought i might have rabies cuz i am photosensitive at times (i just dun like the sun.. what if it fades me nice purple colour?) and i am hydrophobic (water.. brr)

Mummy wants her fats to migrate upwards. Even though she already wears maximisers to make whatever that is there look bigger. Although i think Mummy is the one who is overfed. But I think if Mummy can be happy with her shape like me, she will be a much happier person. OR if she exercise, she will do it cuz she wants to be healthy. a blood pressure with 97/73 is not a very good sign cuz the difference is too little. Hope Mummy finds the courage to put herself in a swimsuit soon and go swim..

FYI, chilumlump is alot bigger than me..

Stormy and Rainy

2006-04-06T06:12:00.000-07:00

slept for most part of the day again today. Wish that Mummy won't think so much. She actually dreamt about her exam paper even though all the questions are not right.

lumpedy lumpy lum lum
I am the prettiest heffalump alive
Love me love me
How can you not love me.

Chilumlump wants to learn how to type. hjas;ll;op. I think he will nv succed cuz his trunk too big to hit one key only.

L for Lumpy

2006-04-04T21:39:00.000-07:00

L for Lumpy who will luphold lustice! I live because of the lurth and my lideas and I cannot be lilent!

Scared

2006-04-03T06:53:00.000-07:00

A bit scared today cuz Mummy seems quite irritated. She was seen being fierce to her mummy as she waited until quite late for dinner (about 830 pm singapore time) that, plus the fact that exams are coming and yet her modified term still have a presentation and one test on. plus IPHO training session. which she is not even sure if she wants to do but since they are so persistent in courting her, she thought she will try it out on 15 april. which means that uncle c better have car that day to rush her down to ntu before 1 after her paper. and someone have her b day over that weekend too which makes Mummy even more stressed as she has one day in between to revise her stuff for paper on monday and she does not really want to spend it on b day celebrations at some far far location from home.

I spent the day sleeping with chilumlump since it was so cold when it rained.

Raindrops keep falling on my head

2006-04-02T08:12:00.000-07:00

thunderstorm this afternoon. I wonder if uncle c was hiding under his bed cuz i sure was hiding on Mummy's bed with chilumlump. Sudden rainpour.

Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
Tell me what a fool i have been..

heh.. Mummy sings this aloud sometimes and out of tune when no one is around in the house. Hoping that it will be cool weather tonight. me and chilumlump usually sleep in the shade in the afternoon but it gets very hot at night. think Mummy doesn't notice that though.

I am lumpy

2006-04-01T19:18:00.000-08:00

Hi, i am lumpy, the cutest heffalump alive. I know I am the only heffalump in singapore of my size cuz mummy told me that and auntie may told me that too. auntie may spent a long long time looking for me before she found me and even then i know i cost a lot for someone my size..

but anyway, i dun like uncle c. He shouts in my ears and try to bite off my trunk. and he nv let me out of the bag while we were in japan cuz he has a big stupid camera to carry around all the time. Mummy trusted him to take care of me in US. I had fun although i was a bit scared when he put me on the edge of ledges and railings to take my photo. He nv put me in the hand carrier when coming back though. and i was lost in transit for a day. i was so scared having to be squashed up with chilumlump and another big heffalump. They are so dumb too. since they can count to one less number than me. stupid uncle c.. now i am so scared when i see a very big bag cuz later someone forget me and dun bring me home.

Mummy is very cute. She may not be the prettiest mummy out there but she takes care of me and chilumlump. She is quite sad these few days i think cuz she nv talks to me before sleeping. plus she dun touch uncle c anymore. last time they used to hold hands one. now uncle c just holds chilumlump and try to get chilumlump to crash me with his weight. uncle c is disgusting. he always bully me and chilumlump. keep using chilumlump trunk to try to poke my tail.

Mummy is coming home now. i better go off and take me afternoon nap..small mammals need 18 hours of sleep a day..